Dear Joe and Kamala,

Dear Joe and Kamala,

Re: Some modest wishes and best of luck Excuse me for being so informal and addressing you by your first names.  Congratulations, a word that should have come from Donny the Id months ago. Nevertheless, the old goat will not easily give up the house he soiled,...

Dump the Rump! Dump the tRump!

True, true, this almost sad tale to tell Rumpty dumpty was a rich boy with too many toys bimbo blondes galore And porn stars to adore Spoiled rotten to riches All girls & women bitches His sleazy  life built on lies Never questioned why — till now! The king...